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Posted by scrimpy - June 14th, 2008


Yarr. Fuck yes, I got HLSS to work!
(For those of you who don't know, HLSS, abb. for Half-Life Sound Selector lets you play Sound Files over the ingame microphone without having the need to have a cd player right enxt to you. Can be used for voiceannoys :D)
Now pray that you don't meet my namestealing ass on a CSS server because you'll be flooded with a hellload of voiceannoys :3

Just Rick Roll'd a small dust2 server. Nothing special, but oh well, I managed to scare 2 (of 4, including me) people of. The other one prolly muted me. Sad that alltalk wasn't on =[


Posted by scrimpy - June 13th, 2008


Oh yeah.
I decide to ruin those idiots game.

Basically, I joined a CSS cs_italy server on the T side. I used the followings:

- Massive Teamflash (and I mean massive, I bound it to a key)
- Namestealing (Got one wrongful kick even xD the unfortunate guy was "muah." who I namesteal'd)
- Blocking Narrow Doorways
- Once the Buy Time was over (= no flashbangs) i stalked people by blocking their view and such

Shame I did not record it, next time I will. Promise :D


Posted by scrimpy - June 13th, 2008


I do not really play CS for long now, I got 1.6 when Source was out long time and Source even later. Both of these are sadly very popular- and therefore, littered with hopeless morons, kiddies, especially if their voice is NOT powered by HLSS, cheaters that need to make up their lacking dick by scoring highest in the scoreboard. Something that really invites you to fuck some games up by voiceannoy, teamflash, teamkill, etc.
I apparently would never do that in Mods like Sourceforts, Fistful o' Frags etc. Not because there are too few servers so I could run out of servers (powered by Kickban) very easily, more like because they are not crowded with Jerks, giving me no reason to piss some people off. Greifing Non-Jerks is no fun anyway, because they act mature and won't scream at me like they have catched their husband asking a prostitute for hot BDSM...

Now, using those two aspects you can finally get the point of this unnesseraily long introduction and get the gist: I miss the old beta days, even though I never participated in them. There were no idiots, no "LOL YO MOMMA"-screamers and none of that people that call people idiots not realizing how stupid they are themselves. I will furtherly explain on the latter in this example:

Let's imagine you're a newb who has just bought (or dl'd) the game and want to ask the players a few questions.

"hi im new, this game looks super. i have a question tho, how do i buy weapons? thx"
CS Beta: "well, it's usually bound on 'b', just look in your options"
CS 1.6/S: "omg u suk u dunt even kno dat and u made a heddy with teh Glock ure A fuCKN CHEETER!!1111"

"well and how do i best start a game"
CS Beta: "you usually have $800, i'd recommend buying a vest but if you want, you can also buy a deagle or some grennies"
CS 1.6/S: "dun bother us u fukn gay nub! were 2 busy pwnin nubs like u in teh assLOLZ!!"

"what is the flashbang for? could you tell me plz thx"
CS Beta: "well, you see, you can carry two of them. if you throw them, it will blend people who stands in Line of sight in it. the duration and amount of that is determined by if you are facing the grenny and how near you stand to it"
CS 1.6/S: "skrew u nub I dun hav tiem for this because i gotta pwn"

YES, THAT'S RIGHT. You could actually ask where the weapons were and why you could find none onscreen and actually get friendly answers that explain you everything.

Of course, it was all bugged up, but some bugfixes and it'd had been a fairly nice game.
But then there was dust...


Posted by scrimpy - June 11th, 2008


I do not really tend to watch a lot of stuff I don't now what it is. I haven't blammed or protected anything in ages and I will most likely not start doing that again. But, when I look at something, It usually pays off:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
415654

This is on frontpage, so you have probably seen it already. If you did not, do it now! Considering how much work went into it you should really pay a view, even if it takes long to load. Just view it.
Also, that music has got to be motherfucking awesome.


Posted by scrimpy - June 9th, 2008


NO! NOT THIS AGAIN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!! D: D: D:


Posted by scrimpy - June 2nd, 2008


None of these mentioned in the last blog are correct. Dast was closest, so he gets half of the cookie.

In other news, I have 42 PMs in my Inbox, so the first goal is reached.
The second is 666,
The third is 1337.

If I get so many PMs, I'll be the Great Cookie Master! :D


Posted by scrimpy - May 23rd, 2008


I've got a surprise for you.

Three times you may guess what it is.


Posted by scrimpy - May 22nd, 2008


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This'll be the last Joke I promise


Posted by scrimpy - May 19th, 2008


It fucking sucks, amirie?


Posted by scrimpy - May 18th, 2008


Isn't it twice as awesome as M?